1:21 AM |
Every girl should have an imaginary boyfriend. He can perform household chores ("Oh, Brad just cleaned the gutters. Isn't he a doll?). He can give great back rubs ("Oooooh Brad, that feels sooooo good. A bit more on the right side, please"). He buys me perfect presents ("Oh Brad, what a thoughtful antique silver dressing table set. And my engraved monogram too!"). And he's great in bed.
The best things about imaginary boyfriends is that they give you hope and confidence. They fill that lonely place you don't want to see. They make family gatherings okay ("Yes, Aunt Mildred, I think he's going to pop the question!).
Imaginary boyfriends will go with you wherever the heck you want to go. I'm taking mine and hitting the road.
The best things about imaginary boyfriends is that they give you hope and confidence. They fill that lonely place you don't want to see. They make family gatherings okay ("Yes, Aunt Mildred, I think he's going to pop the question!).
Imaginary boyfriends will go with you wherever the heck you want to go. I'm taking mine and hitting the road.