Today I am 52. How did that happen? Phone call tally:

  • Best friend- yes
  • Ex-husband- yes
  • Step-mother- yes, although I think this was under duress because someone must have been reminding her
  • Father- conditional yes, had to ask step-mother to put him on
  • Sister- no
  • Kid- left message late in evening I think because his father reminded him countless times
Facebook greetings: lots and lots. Note to self: take down Facebook page. It's creeping me out.

This is what I got for my birthday: chainsaw and 4 wheels for the Silver Ghost. Just what I wished for. Really. Although I can't lift the damn chainsaw. It also came with 6 hours of chainsawing so I guess that's okay. This is not me. My chainsaw is bigger.