12:35 AM |
I have become a cyberstalker. Facebook. Google. Google parents. Google parents' company. Google mom. Google dad and his charitable interests. Check the campaign spending. Hmmm... gives to both parties. Sift through permit applications. And then the motherlode: a Facebook page with hundreds of pictures, videos, witty captions. I have now officially seen more of him online than I have in person. The weird thing is that when we talk he assumes that I know all this stuff, like there was Blackberry osmosis. Noticed that his Facebook photo is of his dog. A little one. It used to be him at a bar with a blowup doll. I hope it was a bachelor party. I blocked him from my Facebook.