Woody & My IBF

Toys I can't believe still exist:

• Easy Bake Ovens (hello?, uh, microwaves and compact flourescents)
• Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots (video games)
• Shrinky Dinks (I guess there is no real substitute here)

Toys that never should have existed:

• Click clacks (remember how they not only cracked your sister's skull open, but then were recalled because they shattered and sliced her up with the shrapnel, and no one sued in those days)
• Fuzzy wuzzy soap (ew, it was sorta moldy and grew these alien-like clear buzz cuts)

Toy that will always be cool:

Slinky