Woody & My IBF

Dear Oprah,

Make it stop snowing. I know you can.

According to your bud Maya,







Nature has no mercy at all.  Nature says, "I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no snowshoes, that's tough. I'am going to snow anyway."







Out here we have snowshoes and no bikinis. I wonder what nature says in the summer.

I bet Oprah wouldn't wear a bikini. She would make it snow.