I wanted to dance around the house to old Motown. So I did. I'm not very good. I used to be, so I'm not sure what happened. I figured I'd have a drink or two and see what happens. I think a little better, but them I have had a drink and maybe I only think I'm better.

I am inspired by my black leather boots. I am wearing tights and a short skirt, the first time in ages (decades?). They just make me feel like a real human being again.

You better shop around now
Going to a go go
My guy
ABC

I always admired Christina and Meredith. Just dance it out.

Take that, almost-real imaginary boyfriend.