Him:
I'll call you later.  
Hmmm. Pretty sure that won't happen.

Later, me:
The measure of a man's character is his word
I thought that would stimulate something.  Besides, one of the many relationship books that I've read say that the older woman should provide guidance to the younger man. So much for that.

A few days later--

Me: 
It it okay if I call you on occasion?
I hate to catch you in the middle of things and just thought it better to work around your schedule.

Him: 
Of course!
If I miss a call I call back!


Until now I've never called him. So I called, left a message. Nothing. Well, so much for that.  Jesus, what does he have to do to smack some sense into my head?

Oh, imaginary boyfriend save me.