Woody & My IBF

The community paper's headline: Egg Drop Expands To Two Sites. That's the good news. In Philadelphia, there is also some good news. Flowers Foods bought Tasty Bakery (home of our beloved Tasty Kakes). Flower makes Mrs. Freshen's Pies and will expand Tasty's beyond the mid-atlantic while still baking all the Kakes in Philly. Sounds like a good match. Also, Flowers makes ButterKrust bread, I think. There's probably a law that all bakers in Philadelphia must manufacture K foods.

 Now the wacky stuff. One of those doctors who makes your stomach smaller so you can lose weight without going to the gym was molesting his patients. He said he was giving them a "weight loss massage." I can't make this stuff up. A college professor taught an extra credit course on The Application of Platonic and Hegelian Ethics To Business." He hired strippers who gave the 30 students lap dances throughout the lecture. Some good business there, huh? Well, everybody knows all the deals are made on the golf course and the gentlemen's clubs so I guess this was good practice for success in business.

On my way home from the post office, there was a great big semi (I think it was one of those extra long ones) jackknifed into the ditch. All the other banana trucks (from the port of Wilmington) stopped to check it out. It was a big mess. Another situation for Hull's Towing. I really wish I could have stayed to watch but the police would probably have shooed me away. Besides which I took a picture out of my truck window and that was pretty weird on its own. And that's the way the day goes out here in the country. I really want to hit that egg hunt with Lila Rae.