Just so you know about sports and Philadelphia. If we are not in the game it does not exist. Take today's playoffs. This is what The Philadelphia Inquirer has to say about football today:

  1. If the Eagles had lost in the same situation that the Packers had, we would not be happy campers. Think effigy burnings. Especially of Juan Castillo (although I think he is underrated. So sue me). In Green Bay they're, like, go get 'em next year.
  2. Joe Paterno is not dead (he is).
  3. The defense is too small.
  4. Oh, yeah, here is the line on today's playoffs.
Of course, football will be back on February 5th when we break out the Cheez Whiz. Throw a jar of salsa in with it. Throw jar of salsa at TV. It's all good.